I past my art final — I have to say I’m pretty proud of myself. It’s good to see all my hard work pay off.
Time to celebrate! I’ll bring the pills and the booze!
Was the the deceased dude from Titanic involved in this scheme as well?
Don’t you laugh at my past!
How did you know I was on the Titanic too?
So he’s not number one after all. Oh, the shame.
My whole life is a lie. It’s like that time I worked for a man who wanted me to implant an idea into another guy’s head through a dream.
You mean he’s not Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen?
He said his name was Kyle or something. I thought they were all Smitty. What is this?
I just stabbed someone with a needle and then took their blood… Even if it’s part of my major, I feel like I should make them a cake and a thank you card.
Honey, you need to man up. I used to bathe in the blood of virgins to maintain my youth.
Look at what I found! Two tickets to the late night Museum of Natural History exhibit showcasing Theodore Roosevelt? What? Too bad, I have two tickets and only one is being used…
Oh Theo. I knew him well.
Honey, what is this? What’s that on your head? Am I high and seeing things again?